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More politifakes by crankyhead

crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 2:57 pm
Nothing huh? Well that was easy.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 2:50 pm
Which woman did I insult?
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 2:49 pm
Please point out where I defended her statement.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 2:48 pm
Actually, you did defend her, but whatever, feel free to lie about it, it's not like your comments are saved for reference on this website or anything.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 2:48 pm
I wasn't insulting you, I was calling you out for insulting women. By the way, did you model for your avatar?
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 2:47 pm
That's cute Emma, but insulting me does nothing to correct your error.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 2:46 pm
I did not defend her, I defended women who don't deserve being shat on because liberals like you think women are inferior and, if they happen to be republicans, deserve your scorn.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 2:45 pm
give you headaches. You should try it sometime.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 2:45 pm
But you defend Ann Coulter's participation in the Republican war on women...?
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 2:44 pm
I don't know how many more times I have to repeat myself before it finally gets through to you, but there it is again. Your poster is your usual liberal support of the war on women, nothing more, nothing less. Think, crankyhead, think. It really won't
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 2:43 pm
I disagree with anyone, liberal, republican, independent or whatever who contributes to the liberal war on women.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 2:42 pm
What's the matter Emma, flunked out of logic class? =)
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 2:41 pm
OK, so if you disagree with Ms Coulter, because she's an anti-semetic bigot, why do you grasp at the opportunity to defend her reputation when I make a few posters that lampoon her?
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 2:41 pm
What's the matter, crankyhead? Flunked reading class?
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 2:40 pm
How many times do I have to answer a question? See: EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:51 pm, #66175 I don't agree with anyone, including you, who are bigoted, anti-semitic, or anti-female.
steve1961 - May 15, 2014, 2:29 pm
I have nothing at all to contribute to this conversation...luckily it appears no one else did either...Kids.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 2:03 pm
What's the matter Emma? Tucked tail got your tongue?
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 1:18 pm
@mooooo: Microbrews are the bomb. I don't know why people even go to the mass producers anymore.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 12:21 pm
Tennessee... it's just like Edmonton, only not as friendly, and you can marry your cousins.
crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 12:13 pm
Emma? Do you like voting, or don't you? Too afraid to answer the question?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2014, 12:13 pm

crankyhead - May 15, 2014, 12:13 pm
I do it to feed fox's sense of paranoia. We're trying to drive him crazy, you see, just don't tell him, ok?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 15, 2014, 12:12 pm

I heard that Colorado had good craft beers, that's why I made the comparison. I'm really into small batch beer since giving up whiskey. And we have both in spades up here. Plenty of Canadian moonshine as well. I can't compare because I've never been to
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 9:03 am
I ask because you compared it to Colorado which only has Coors (lightweight cat piss) and no real booze.
EmmaRoydes - May 15, 2014, 9:02 am
Canadian booze was so good, the gangsters (like JFK's father Joseph Kennedy) used to smuggle it across the great lakes. But how does it compare to Tennessee booze (including shine)?
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 8:23 am
Canadians know how to party. Toronto, next to Hannover, is my favorite place. Heck, spent my honeymoon night partying at a Maple Leafs game...
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 6:58 am
Oh, and Emma, DON'T, DON'T, DON'T ask him why he only shows up on election years. It makes him real nervous and defensive.
foxrecon19d - May 15, 2014, 6:57 am
Emma, I like cranks because he is the typical liberal- can't think for himself, only pushes White House talking points, and when he gets caught being a hypocrite, he blames it on others. He is like politifake's version of Jay Carney.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 14, 2014, 11:20 pm

Does Canada have booze? Better than anything they sell in Colorado. We make the best Whiskey and beer in the world. why do you ask?
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 10:32 pm
Fox, you know me better than that.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 10:29 pm
Or, y'know, you can keep kidding yourself, and the rest of us can keep playing along, out of pity. Whichever.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 10:28 pm
In the meantime, you can keep memorizing commentary and conversations from 2 years ago, that you weren't involved in. Seems like a healthy and meaningful passtime. =)
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 10:27 pm
Yeah, sorry Emma, I don't spend 24 hours a day on politifake, memorizing commentary and conversations I wasn't involved in from 2 years ago. I'll respond when I can, in a somewhat timely fashion. That's the best I can offer you.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 10:24 pm
So Emma, let me ask you this again; as a woman, are you in agreement with Ann Coulter, that you should give up your right to vote?
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 10:23 pm
Again, I'm not hating on her because she's a woman, I'm hating on her because she's a bigot who has no empathy for kidnapped children. I don't know how to state this point with any more clarity than that.
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 10:10 pm
How about booze?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 14, 2014, 10:09 pm

We don't have food stamps in Canada.
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 9:56 pm
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 9:55 pm
P.S. And I meant that too, no sarcasm. That's all I want from anyone here, to have fun with this. Because, life is too short for anything else. Very happy right now. Keep it up, lass. Cheers. :-)
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 9:54 pm
FINALLY....that's a good lil "Emma"(lol)... You see! :-) Just lighten up and little and have some fun with this.All this means nothing at the end of the day. So why let it get under your skin? Bravo! Finally earned a little bit of respect from me.Cheers
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 9:52 pm
and I found those things while I was dumpster diving
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 9:51 pm
It's a double wide cardboard box and it's in prime real estate downtown next to the courthouse.
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 9:44 pm
So you HAVE THEM to give away? Cause I know you ain't Alex Trebeck. How did you earn those? Wait..don't answer that question. Nah, you keep 'em "Emma"(lol). They're more fitting on your mantle.Wait,do cardboard boxes have mantles?Don't answer that either
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 9:41 pm
but, you could be right, he's probably passed out in some sleezy bar. You know, the one of the bars that accepts food stamps for booze.
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 9:40 pm
besides, he's a confessed liberal, probably doesn't have a job and lives off the canadian taxpayers.
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 9:39 pm
nah, he posted a comment after the first jeopardy thing. Nice try though.
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 9:38 pm
You do, however, get the NAACP contemptuous racist award and the NOW Award for misogyny
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 9:37 pm
...or maybe he's working? or eating his dinner?...lol...Not everyone obsesses over this place like you "Emma"(lol) and hordes the coffee shop computer all day until the police take you away back to the shelter. X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 9:37 pm
[buzzer sounds] The correct answer, if you are a liberal, is none to both of the jeopardy rounds. Sorry, you don't get the freezer or the 1975 AMC Pacer.
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 9:30 pm
ANSWER [Conservative Black Males]: Who is Dave Austin? Counts technically, right? http://www.cbsnews.com/news/white-candidate-wins-after-leading-tex-voters-to-think-hes-black/ WHAT DO I WIN? :-D
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 9:28 pm
ANSWER: Who is Rick Santorum? Because he whines like a b***h and REAL MEN don't wear sweater vests. WHAT DO I GET? :-D
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 9:24 pm
or tuck his tail between his legs and run away
foxrecon19d - May 14, 2014, 9:20 pm
When crank's reserve of bigoted, hateful, Obama propaganda does not work, he will start accusing you of being a right-wing Tea Bagger. Wait for it... wait for it...
foxrecon19d - May 14, 2014, 9:17 pm
"I don't hate women. Why are you reading off of foxrecon's script? =)" said the guy who created this poster hating on a woman
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:57 pm
drawing a blank there crankyhead?
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:52 pm
Round two of jeopardy: Conservative Black Males. This conservative black male does not merit trash talking comments or posters aimed at him. [jeopardy music plays in background]
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:51 pm
I don't agree with anyone, including you, who are bigoted, anti-semitic, or anti-female.
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:50 pm
times up. I knew you couldn't do it.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:48 pm
So, do you agree with her bigoted, anti semetic, anti feminist positions or don't you?
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:47 pm
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:46 pm
Let's play jeopard: Conservative Women for $500. This conservative woman is not deserving of a poster or comments trashing her. [jeopardy music in the background]
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:43 pm
I know I don't. Which is why I believe she's worthy of being mocked and ridiculed.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:43 pm
Let me ask you another question Emma... do you agree with Ann Coulter when she says that "We just want Jews to be perfected, as they say." or, "I'm a christian first, and a mean spirited, conservative bigot second" You support both those statements?
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:40 pm
Nothing, huh?
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:35 pm
Interesting. I'm wondering where you got this idea about me not liking black conservatives, considering you only signed up here in April 2014, and I haven't said a bad word about any black conservative since Herman Cain in the 2012 election...? Curious.
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 8:33 pm
Cranky...FOR THE LAST GAWDd***ED TIME...COULTER IS NO WOMAN! She's a blow up doll that fell in toxic waste and came to life... like a bad spiderman villain...here to get revenge against REAL women everywhere. Toxic waste + person = evil super villain.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:33 pm
So, Emma, let me ask you something. As a woman, do you agree with Ann, and believe that you shouldn't have the right to vote in elections?
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:32 pm
and the same can be said for when a black republican comes to the forefront. You seem to have real issues there.
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:31 pm
the correct phrase is "toe the line" not "tow the line" It has everything to do with any woman who doesn't live the liberal mantra. I looked back at your other postings and see that everytime a conservative woman speaks out, you trash her.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:30 pm
So, you deliberately pick a name that you think will be offensive, and then you complain about being offended? There's a word for that y'know. Rhymes with Shipocrite. =)
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 8:30 pm
Yes, I get your angry "hEmmaRoydes".(lol). I also get that you are so passive aggressive about it, you project a lot when lose your temper. Here...something to soothe 'the anger'... http://i.walmartimages.com/i/p/00/30/57/32/88/0030573288310_500X500.jpg
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:29 pm
Has nothing to do with her 'towing the line'. Has everything to do with her believing that she, and other women, shouldn't have the right to vote. Among other things. Also, her utter lack of empathy for those girls kinda makes me wanna puke.
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:28 pm
Pay close attention to your postings and failure to wiggle free of your statements and you will see the real anger. It's ok, you can survive this. It's only a political website, don't take it so seriously.
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 8:25 pm
Interesting...considering of the three of us the only person to ever confess that they were "angry" is you... http://www.politifake.org/forum/viewtopic.php?f=30&t=9728&start=40#p138568 Pay close attention to the part [Emma] is "finally angry about"
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:25 pm
then don't call me dude. It's offensive.
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:25 pm
because fox was right, your poster combined with "Ann Coulter isn't a woman" shows that you don't think too highly of women who don't toe the liberal line.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:24 pm
P.S. Dude, don't call me sweetie. It's creepy.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:24 pm
I don't hate women. Why are you reading off of foxrecon's script? =)
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:22 pm
Does that make it ok for you? If so, sure we'll say that's the case. Now tell me, sweetie, why do you hate women?
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:22 pm
Richard Head, LOL
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 8:22 pm
Why would "liberals" be offended by you choosing a name that makes you look ridiculous? That would be like Cheney changing his last name to H'ead hoping to p'iss off the left and get votes. Yeah, great plan there... P.S. You are a terrible liar...lololol
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:21 pm
So... you've been drinking then? =)
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:21 pm
right back atcha skippy.
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:20 pm
stated above.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:20 pm
Keep in mind Emma, I'm in now way responsible for whatever inflections you happen to a**ign to my words. If you're choosing to infer an undercurrent of anger in the words that I type, that really only reflects on your own mood, not mine.
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:20 pm
Looks like the two of you are working off the same script. Compare your responses to everyone on this site and tell me where they divert. Yeah, I agree they don't. It's ok, some people can't think for themselves and fauxnews(lmao) is on meds as he already
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:19 pm
It's not that you post things that disagree with me, it's the mood you inject into it when you do it that shows me that you have anger issues. Like I said before, it's ok to be angry, just don't let it get the best of you.
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 8:19 pm
Ann Coulter is not a woman..lolololol..Now THAT's funny! X-D
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:17 pm
I have no problems with it, I deliberately chose that username because I figured it would liberals would comment on it and might find it offensive
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 8:17 pm
Then next will come her claim that she "never loses her temper" and her slam about "how boring you are" and her promise to "never speak to you again" ...which lasts a few minutes, until her another rageaholic moment and she starts up again. Classic.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:16 pm
Oh, another "take your meds" type? Do conservatives work off a script, or am I imagining that?
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 8:14 pm
Oh,that's her stock answer. You disagree with "Emma"(lol), she accuses u of being angry as a set-up for her passive-aggressive canned humor about sedatives, and warm milk,you know...funny jokes in the hands of witty people here.She's just ripping them off
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:14 pm
Oh, no, fauxnews, you joining the liberal war on women now? tsk tsk
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:12 pm
but you must be careful not to overdose, you know how you are when you don't take your meds. Its probably going to be worse when the combination of booze and drugs kicks in.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:11 pm
That you don't see the logic, is not surprising at all. No offense.
crankyhead - May 14, 2014, 8:10 pm
Why would you think that I'm angry?
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 8:06 pm
Yo, cranky...check this out... http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=6pc135&s=8#.U3QBfl54_dk I submitted but I doubt it will get approved..probably too NSFW.. But I will post it elsewhere..haha..Enjoy! :-)
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 8:04 pm
Or just choose a better username next time, unless you like to be (pardon my pun) the “b'utt" of jokes around here.X-D If you chose that username totally by chance, then you are proof that karma's a you
fauxnews - May 14, 2014, 8:03 pm
But why? They're so much fun,especially when chased w/ beer.And just choose a better username next time,unless you like to be(pardon my pun)the“b***"of jokes around hereX-D If you chose that username totally by chance,then you are proof that karma's a you
EmmaRoydes - May 14, 2014, 8:00 pm
I'm guessing that the reason you come to this site is show fauxnews that he isn't the only angry person here. You could try breathing in and out a couple of times to see if that alleviates your symptoms a little bit. Couldn't hurt, now could it?

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